Sunday, February 12, 2006

Grocery Lists for Ennis Del Mar and Jack Twist, 1963, Brokeback Mountain

WEEK ONE
Beans
Bacon
Coffee
Whiskey

WEEK TWO
Black Beans
Ham & Eggs
Fresh Roast Coffee
Jack Daniels Black Label

WEEK THREE
White Cannellini Beans
Thin-sliced Apple Smoked Bacon
Hazelnut Coffee
Sky Vodka & Tanqueray Gin
1 Tube K-Y Gel

WEEK FOUR
Fresh Fava Beans al Fresca
Italian Pancetta Lightly Grilled
Colombian French Roast Coffee (Espresso Grind)
5-6 Bottles Best California Iron Horse Sonoma County Chardonnay, 1958
2 Large Tubes K-Y gel

WEEK FIVE
Haricourts Verte en Salade Nicoise
Jasmine Long Grain Brown Rice
Prosciutto de Parma, 8oz. & Thickly Sliced Medalions de Veau
Porchini Mushrooms Sauteed with Shallots
1/2 pint of Heavy Whipping Cream
Organic Fresh Mixed Berries
1 Cub Scout Uniform, 42 Long
1 Full CHP Uniform with tight Black Leather Gloves, Handcuffs & Batton
One Half Case Chateau Rothschild, Grand Cru, Saint-Estephe Bordeaux, 1952 (Boutille au Chateau)
1 Case Remy XO Fine Cognac
6 Ounces Fine Hawaian Cut & Blended Cannabis
1Extra Large Bottle of Astro Glide

WEEK SIX
Petite Yukon Gold Potatoes
Heavy Whipping Cream, 46% Milk Fats
Fresh White Asparagus (Very Tender)
Organic Free Range Brown Eggs
Spanish Sweet Lemons
Swiss Gruyere Cheese (Well Aged)
Toasted Chopped Black Walnuts
Baby Arugula & Red Leaf Mix
Clarified Amish Butter
2 Center Cut Fillet Mignon,
8oz., 4", Wrapped in Caul Fat & Tied
Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Tuscany (to Drizzle)
Pure Modena Balsamic Vinegar (Aged 75 years)
Flourless Vahlrone Chocolate Torte
6 yards White Silk Organdy
6 yards Pale Ivory Silk Taffeta
3 Cases of Dom Perignon, Masters Reserve, Vintage 1954
4 Ounces Pure Columbian Uncut Cocaine w/Silver Scoop
60 Count Seconal
Fine Assorted Dildos & Thin Rubber Gloves
16 mm Movie Camera with Tripod, Projector & Screen
2 Large Tins Crisco

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